Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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