i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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