He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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