what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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