no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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