her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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