id be glad to
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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