Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
