Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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