SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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