Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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