so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
