I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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