Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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