ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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