...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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