we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize