He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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