we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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