I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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