so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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