you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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