Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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