Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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