He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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