You're completely useless in the revolution.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Less talking, more tequila
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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