I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
