Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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