So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
