I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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