I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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