North Korea, Best Korea!
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
high people should be assigned attendants
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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