Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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