Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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