I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
This girl is more easily done than said...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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