Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I lost the right to judge tonight
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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