do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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