I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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