he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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