I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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