He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
a search helicopter?!
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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