How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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