okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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