I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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