i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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