I hate your face
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Blood and glitter go together right?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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