She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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