he puts the penis in happiness.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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