I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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