Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Blood and glitter go together right?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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