If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
