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  just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.

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• and used the finger to text you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:42am

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• I love my house. It has 2 toilets in it. I piss and shit in them, because I'm a civilized human being, you should give it a try. You took humanity back 50 generations with one text.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:45am

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• 9:45. That made my fuckin day. I'm taking a shot in dedication to you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 1:21am

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• yeah... i was just thinking hahaha then eiw, you had to text next

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:01am

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• if you were gonna go inside anyway y not just hold the pee?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:34am

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• What are you, a neanderthal?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:09am

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• I hate...when people...write partial sentences....with no punctuation...except a fuckload...of periods....learn...sentence...structure...and who pees...right outside...their own house? You fail, get back to middle school.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:06pm

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• Ahahaaa 2:27 sooo right!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:08pm

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• I hate...when people...write partial sentences....with no punctuation...except a fuckload...of periods....learn...sentence...structure...and who pees...right outside...their own house? Thanks, Captain Kirk.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:10am

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• 9:45 !!! Hahahah that was fucking hilarious! Even of I wasn't high right now! :P

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:22am

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• Dude ur one of those guys or girls, hopefully not, that does stupid shit just to make friends...this was not one of them

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:04pm

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• i love how people are asking why this guy "didn't do [insert logical solution here]". i mean, im guessing if this guy did this AND texted someone about it, he probably just got home from somewhere and is either drunk or stoned to the point that pissing/shitting in his yard was a GOOD FUCKING IDEA.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:47am

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• 1212th thumbs down.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:11pm

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• haha, kid can't use his doodoo finger to open doors but texting works

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:07pm

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