I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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