Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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