I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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