So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
