I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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